A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen, "Careful," he said. "Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once. Turn them! Turn them now! Oh my gosh! Where are we going to get more butter? They're going to stick! Careful! I said be careful! You never listen to me when you're cooking! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you crazy? Don't forget to salt them. Use the salt! Use the salt!"
The wife stared at him, "What's wrong? Don't I know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."
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