She immediately flies into a fit of rage at the sight. Fire in her eyes, she walks over to the bed, grabs her husband by the dick, and pulls him out to the garage. She puts his now flaccid penis in a vice, breaks off the handle, and leaves him there, trapped, while she walks over to a rack of tools. He frantically tries to escape, but the vice won't budge. Just as she reaches for a saw, her husband says, "Dear god, you're not going to cut it off, are you?!" She stops shouting.
Walks to her terrified husband, saw in hand.
Throws it on the ground beside him.
Looks him deep in the eyes and says, "No. I'm just going to set the house on fire."
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