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A wife comes home and says, "Pack your bags, honey, I just won the lottery!" The guy says, "Great darling. Should I pack for the ocean or the mountains?"

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  3. A wife comes home and says, "Pack your bags, honey, I just won the lottery!" The guy says, "Great darling. Should I pack for the ocean or the mountains?"

She says, "I don't care, get out!"

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