Looking for a new partner. Since at her age she wasn't looking for a young fool, she figured she'd add a few specifications.
1. Must be over 50.
2. Must be wealthy enough to take care of me for the rest of my life.
3. Must be very talented in bed.
With that done, she quickly forgets about it. A few days later, her doorbell rings. She opens it and there is a raggedly handsome older man in a gold plated wheelchair. As she checks him out a little further, she realizes he has no arms and no legs! Before he can say a word, she blurts out, "I see your over fifty, I can see you're clearly wealthy, but how the hell can you be good in bed with no arms or no legs?"
He looks her up and down, smiles, and says "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"
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