A whole family was caught in a small boat during a sudden storm off the shores of Florida, but towed to safety in Fort Lauderdale by the ever alert U.S. Coast Guard. I always knew God would take care of us, said the composed five year old daughter of the boat owner after the family got home. I like to hear you say that, beamed the mother. Always remember that God is in His heaven watching over us. Oh, I wasn't talking about THAT God, the five year old interrupted. I was talking about the COAST God.
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