A white man goes to a brothel and asks for the biggest, fattest black lady.

The madam asks him "are you sure?" He says "yes ma'am. I am 100% sure. As a matter of fact, the bigger the better. Don't hold back."
The madam instructs him to up the stairs and follow the hallway all the way to the back and knock on the door at the end of the hall way.
The man arrives at the door and knocks. When it opens, there stands the largest woman he has ever seen. 6'5" and all of 700 lbs. She looks at him funny and asks " are you at the right door hun?" He looks her up and down and says "oh yes ma'am. you are just the woman I've been looking for."
He proceeds into the room, and grabs a chair. He pulls the chair to the center of the room and sits down. He then asks the lady to stand in front of him with her back to him. She is puzzled at this, but does as he asks. He then says to her "can you touch your toes?" She bends over and gets pretty close for her size. As she is doing this, the man gets up from the chair and admires her from several directions, even gets right up close to her. This goes on for a couple minutes. He never says a word, just looks at her from behind. After a bit, he says, "OK, how much do I owe you?" The lady says "50 bucks hun." The man hands her the 50 and starts to walk out. She stops him and says," look, I've been doing this a lot of years. I have never had any one just sit there and stare like that. I've gotta ask, why did you do that?"

The man says, " Well I just bought a new house, and the outside is painted black. I just wanted to see what it would look like with pink shutters."