Satan is standing there with a grin on his fsce. The three guys are scared, begging to be let go.
Satan says, "I'll make you a deal. If I grab your cock and balls and they don't explode, I'll let you out of hell."
The guys take the challenge.
Satan grabs the white guy's family jewels. He screams in pain. BOOM his cock and balls explode. "You're doomed to hell".
Satan grabs the Chinese guy's lower package. In the same fashion his stuff explodes. "You're doomed to hell".
The black guy walks up to Satan with a massive grin. Satan grabs the black guy's cock. Nothing happens. Satan frustrated he tries again. Still nothing. "What's going on", Satan questions.
"Chocolate melts in your mouth, not your hands".
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