He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?'
'No', he replies, 'I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it out...'
Intrigued, the woman asks 'a state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?'
The Welshman explains 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.'
The lady says 'What's it telling you now?'
'Well...' replies the man 'it says you're not wearing any panties.'
The woman giggles and replies 'Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!'
The Welshman smiles as he taps his watch
and says 'Bloody thing's an hour fast!'
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