by his mother to the grocery store to buy some mackerel. He goes back to the butcher and asks (in very slurred speech) "I'd like to buy some makral."
The guy at the counter couldn't understand him so he asks him to say it again.
"I'd like to buy some makral." The guy tells the kid that he will get his supervisor. The super asks the kid what he needs.
The boy, getting very frustrated, repeats, "I'd like to buy some makral."
The super just wasn't getting it... so finally the lad pulls down his pants.
The super says, "HOLY MACKEREL!"
The kid replies, "Two pounds."
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