Immediately after sitting down a woman walked over to him, kneeled in front of him and started crying, telling a sob story about a sick kid. He gave her a thousand dollars and she walked away thanking him profusely. A guy walked over to him immediately after she left, kneeled, and started crying and talking about his rent and eviction notice. He got a thousand dollars and walked away. I decided to try my luck. I walked over to the man and kneeled and started crying when someone touched my shoulder from behind. 'Sir, you are interrupting our movie shoot'
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