chauffeur when her limousine had a flat tire.
The chauffeur got out and started to change the tire. After seeing him struggle trying to remove the hubcap for over five minutes, she called out the window, "Would you like a screwdriver?”
"We might as well," he answered. "I can't get the fucking tire off."
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