A wealthy man dies and in his will he asked his 3 best friends to hold 10,000 dollars. At his funeral they are supposed to throw the 30k into his coffin before they bury him. At the grave side the three men stand there and each throws in an envelope. Afterwards, they were drinking and the first man starts talking.
"Guys, I'm not going to lie. I just threw in an empty envelope. I have a family and that money would do us a lot of good. I couldn't pass up the opportunity."
Man number 2 chimes in.
"I know the feeling man, I have student loan debt. This will give me a chance to get my degree."
The third guy looks at the other two with disgust.
"You boys should be ashamed of yourself. I can't believe you just tossed in empty envelopes. At least I had the courtesy to cut him a check."
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