The businessman called his friend but got the friend's answering machine. So he left a message: "To succeed in business, you need to take care of certain things," he said. "Friends and family... These are the two demons you must slay in order to succeed in business." The businessman smiled happily as he felt he had passed what was the best advice to get wealthy, as he himself had gotten rid of all the things that took attention from his business. A few hours later, his friend called him on the phone.
"Done, what now?" the friend said to the businessman."Please hurry, the police are coming."
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