A war veteran goes to a job interview at a factory. Browsing over the vet's resume, the manager of the factory seems impressed.
"I have one question" he asks. "Do you have any disabilities that will prevent you from completing your work?"
"Well, I had both of my testicles blown off in Nam, but that shouldn't slow me down" replies the veteran.
"Great", says the manager. "Well the job is yours if you want it. We start every day at 830am sharp, but for you, you can come in at 9"
Not wanting an preferential treatment, the veteran asks the manager, "Why do you want me to come in later than everyone else? I have no problem coming in at the normal start time."
To which the manager responds, "Well, the thing is... for the first half hour, everyone just kinda stands around and scratches their balls."
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