A Walken the park

Christopher Walken is spending the weekend with his nephew, Jesse Grey Walken. Jesse has a few movie credits to his name, and of course his uncle does too, so they're having the great conversation of two professionals, all while enjoying a pleasant stroll through the neighborhood.

They cross a street, when a police car appears from nowhere, lights flashing and sirens blaring. An old, bald officer steps out of the vehicle, and walks stone-faced toward the two men.

"What's the problem, officer?" Christopher asks.

"You're not allowed to cross the road wherever you want, don't you know?!" The cop has pretty clearly had a bad day. He's about to yell some more when Jesse spots a bug, and can't help but swat at it. He accidentally strikes the cop in the face. The cop turns furious, draws his gun, and yells for Jesse to get on the ground. Christopher instinctively tries to intervene, which of course only escalates the situation. A second, younger officer emerges from the car to help subdue both the civilians.

Five minutes later, the two men are in handcuffs, leaning against the police car and doing their best to explain away the problem. The older cop has now recognized Christopher, and the actor is trying to use this to his advantage. He's starting to win the old man over, when the young cop comes around with a clipboard and interrupts.

"Okay, I've got the forms here," he says, "Should I put them both down for assaulting an officer?"

"No, just J. Walken," the old cop responds.

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