A waitress walks up to one of her tables in...

A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York City
restaurant and
notices that the three Japanese businessmen seated there are furiously
masturbating. She says, "What the hell do you guys think you are
doing?" One
of the Japanese men says, "We are all berry hungry." The waitress
says, "So
how is whacking off in this restaurant going to help that
situation?" One of
the other businessmen replies, "Because menu say, FIRST COME, FIRST
SERVED."