A French woman, a German woman, and an Italian woman are having lunch together. One woman begins complaining that she does everything around the house. She does the dishes, the laundry, the cooking, everything! She is fed up and the other two women are too. They decide to stop doing the chores and have lunch again next week. After a week goes by, they meet up for lunch again. The French woman begins talking about what happened after she stopped doing the chores, "After a day, I see nothing. After two days, I still see nothing. After three days, suddenly my husband did everything! He did the dishes, the laundry, the cooking, everything!" The German excitedly says, "Same! After a day, I see nothing. After two days, nothing. But after three days, my husband did everything!" Then the Italian woman begins describing her week. She said, "The same thing happened to me! After one day, I see nothing. After two days, I still see nothing. After three days, I could see a liiiiittle bit out of one eye."
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.