"I can rink the worst rink ou can give me "he said with his strange accent. The bartender than peed in the toilet than scooped it out and gave it to the veteran.
"Refresin" said the veteran
"That was pee you know"said the bartender
"Yea, ut in te war, I ost my tongue."
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