He prays to God, expecting a miracle.
A man in a boat comes along and says "Get in!" The religious man replies "No, God will grant me a miracle."
Another man in a boat comes and tells him to get in. The religious man replies the same.
A third man in a boat comes and the same exchange happens. By this time, the water is up to his chest.
A helicopter comes, and a rope ladder drops down. A person with a bullhorn leans out and says "Hurry! Climb in!" The religious man tells them of his expected miracle.
The water is now up to his chin. The religious man whispers to himself
"Dear God, I've been a devout and kind Christian my whole life. Why didn't you grant me a miracle?"
Suddenly, a voice booms down from the heavens. It says:
"I don't know what you're talking about. I sent you 3 boats and a helicopter."
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