On the bus, he decided to take a quick 10 minute nap.
When he woke up, his shoes were gone.
Surprised, he asked the young lady sitting beside him if she had seen it. She replied in the negative.
After some more minutes of searching around without success, his frustration turned into anger. Feeling he was being pranked, he began to speak in a loud voice, addressing the entire passengers of the bus.
"If I don't find my shoes, the events of 1958 would repeat itself today!"
This did not go down well with other passengers and they did not like his tone or threat. The man was unfazed by their disapproval and repeated himself louder.
"If I don't find my shoes, what happened in 1958 would happen here again. You've all been warned!"
Thankfully, the lady beside him spotted his shoes tucked behind a bag, she handed them to him asking what happened in 1958 that he threatened to repeat. The German replied.
"I had to walk home barefooted"
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