A very jealous husband would call his wife from work everyday " where are you ?"

And everyday she would respond "I'm at home honey"..................
" oh yeah ? Well turn on the blender , I wanna hear it"............................. And she would turn on the blender, brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrm. ............. This would go on day after day . One day he decides to leave early from work and surprise his wife . he gets home and finds the kids all by themselves. He screams at them " "WHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR MOTHER?"
One of the kids replies " I dunno where she went ,but she took the blender"