and an elderly lady answers the door. The salesman explains who he is, who he works for, and proclaims that if she will show him her vacuum cleaner and how good it works then he will show her a vacuum that costs less and works better. She agrees, lets him in, and offers him a seat on the couch. She says she will have to go get her vacuum and it will be a minute. He takes a seat and begins to eat some peanuts sitting in a bowl on the side table. She returns, they proceed with the demo, and she winds up buying a vacuum. As the man is leaving, he thanks her for her business and offers to bring her some peanuts since he ate some of hers. She blushes, leads him towards the door, and says, "That's okay, I can only suck the chocolate off of them anyway."
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