Temel decides to move to Germany by himself to work in a factory and make some money for his family. Months pass by and one day, he receives a letter saying his wife has passed away and he should return to attend her funeral.
He flies back home to find the towns folk crying outside his house. They tell him she's inside and offer him their condolences. He enters his house to see his wife laying motionless on the ground. Suddenly, his wife opens her eyes and exclaims "oh husband, I faked my death because I just had to see you! I missed you very much!". They decide to make love right there and then.
After a passionate love making session, they leave the house together. The townsfolk ask "but...how is she alive?", to which Temel replies "I fucked her back to life!".
Temel goes back to Germany. Months later another letter arrives, this time saying his father has passed away last week. He flies back again to see a very saddened crowd gathered outside his house. "Where is he?!" Temel asks.
"Don't bother Temel, we've all been fucking him for a week but he's still not responding."
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