He tells the bartender "give me a whiskey, straight up". The bartender pours him a whiskey, the truck driver takes it, sloshes it around in his mouth, and spits it out on the floor. He asks the bartender for another. The bartender obliges and pours him another whiskey. Once again, the truck driver sloshes it around in his mouth and spits it out on the floor. At this point the bartender gets upset. "Hey buddy! What's your problem?? Your making a mess all over my bar!" The truck driver replies, "Sorry, I just had a really bad day! As I was making a delivery, I drove into this tiny little alley, but at the same time, another truck driver drove into the same alley at the other end. I honked my horn and told the guy to back out since we couldn't both fit. "We fit!!" he yells back. "We DON'T FIT!!" I yell back. "WE FIT!!" he persists. So I tell him, "if you think we fit I'll give you a BJ right here, right now!!!" The bartender asks "ok, so what happened?" The truck driver replied:
"That little bastard sure can drive!"
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