is going door to door and he stops at a house and rings the bell. A boy about nine years old opens it, and he's got a towel tied around his neck like a cape, a snifter of brandy in one hand, and a cigar in his mouth.
The salesman asks "Are your parents at home?"
The boy takes the cigar out of his mouth and says "Does it fucking look like they are?"
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