A tourist tried to visit a nudist beach only to discover it was blocked off. He asked the local lisping lifeguard of the beach, "You open?"

White Egg or...

Be careful on which one you pick

An Electric Field...

and asks, "Do you have a moment?"

I bet the...

They've spent millions fighting ISIS when all they had to do was change their...

I was arrested...

...i thought she was a couple of years older than that, I suppose that makes...

The famous joke...

An Estonian stands by a railway track. Another Estonian passes by on a...

Blonde Swims the...

A blonde, brunette and a redhead were all in a swimming race. They were...

[NSFW] What's the...

The bucket.

What's black and...

A zebra with a spear through its head.

All my life, I've...

But I never had the balls to try

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Five cannibals get selected as programmers in an IT company. During the...