While going down the street a truck driver stops and tells him he can take him where he is going. The tourist, eager to get off his feet, eagerly accepts. Shortly after getting in the truck the tourist falls asleep. Suddenly he is woken up by three bumps in the road, but he thinks nothing of it and goes back to sleep. Finally he is woken up by the driver, having reached his destination.
"Sorry for the bumpy ride," the driver says, "I hit a black person on the way here."
"But I felt three bumps," the tourist inquires.
"Yea," the driver continues, "I had to go through two fences to get him."
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