A tourist goes to a restaurant in Spain

and sees a pair of huge testicles on the counter. He asks the waiter what those are, and the waiter said, "Today, there was a bullfight. These are the balls of the bull. You can eat them."

The man replied, "I would like to!"

"Sorry," the waiter said, "but these balls are already reserved for someone else. Come back tomorrow."

The man does, and the waiter serves him his balls. However, they were very small! He gets angry at the waiter, and asks him about the testicles.

"Well, sometimes the bull wins."

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