A Thief walks into an empty church to steal the offerings left behind by the people. As he walks in he approaches the big statue of jesus in the center of the church. He notices a a few pieces of gold and and a few rings on the statue and begins to take them. Suddenly, he hears the doors of the church open and he runs behind the statue to hide.
Lo and behold, a beautiful young lady walks in. She approaches the statue and begins to pray: "Oh lord, you have blessed me with a good family that is rich, you have blessed me with knowledge, and you have blessed me with good looks. Lord, could you please send me a good man for me to marry as well?"
Immediately the thief jumps out clenching his butt "Calm down lord, there is no need to kick me, Im going myself."
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