A thief is on trial for stealing a diamond ring. The judge announces, " Here we have five people who claim to have seen you stealing the ring"
In response to this the thief suddenly gets up and claims " Your honour I can bring forth nearly five thousand people who will say that I have not stolen the ring."
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