…buys a manufacturing company, but he wants to change the factory design.
"It's too darn depressin'! The em-ploy-ees'll not wanna work as hard!"
So, he hires a brilliant, young engineer to work on it. After a while, he brings in his first draft to the tycoon. The tycoon looks at it with a grimace and says, "Naw, son, this ain't gonna work. Why dontcha try again?"
After a longer time, the engineer comes back with another draft. The tycoon says, "Hmm… This here's alright, but I think it could be better. Go on an' give it another try."
Now, after an even longer time, he comes back and hands the tycoon his draft. The tycoon, gazes at it, mouth agape, and says, "My word! You've really surprised me this time, boy! Why, out of all the ones you showed me, this is the least saddest factory!"
The engineer's face falls, and he says, "Shoot! And I worked so hard on this one!"
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