. . . and pulls the pins on his belt of grenades. He and the bystanders stare in confusion as confetti and glitter sprays everywhere. The terrorist says, "Huh, must have been some kind of mix-up."
Meanwhile at a ten-year-old's birthday party, a clown runs into the pack of children, laughing as he pulls the pins from his belt. . . .
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