A terrorist is holding dad at gunpoint

"Say your last words!"

"Your last words!"

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Since this is now on the front page, hello world. Buy shares in hair, I hear it's growing.

And now, [a short intermission](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0wOD9TWynM). Albatrosses will be served shortly.

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