"Father, I would like to tell you my wishes for how I plan on leaving the mortal world."
"Yes, Betty. Tell me."
"I would like to be cremated."
"Unorthodox, but ok."
"And I would like my ashes to be buried underneath the women's health section in walmart."
"Excuse me, miss? Why would you do that?"
"So my sons visit me twice a week."
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