A crowd of people is gathering below to watch, but the building is really in trouble. Just when it seems like everyone is out and the building is about to collapse, a woman sticks her head out of the window on the top story. She has a baby in her arms.
"Help! Help!" She cries. "Someone save my baby! Someone save my baby!"
A man steps out of the crowd. Tall, burly, and majestic, he calls up to the woman.
"Ma'am, my name is Rob Gronkowski, I'm a professional football tight end. I catch balls for a living. If you drop your baby, I promise I will catch it."
The woman looks at the burning building behind her. The flames lick her heels. She sees she has no choice.
She sticks the baby out the window, raised high as Simba, and she drops it.
The crowd falls immediately silent. The baby plummets for what seems like an eternity until, at last, it falls right into the strong, powerful arms of professional football player Rob Gronkowski. The baby is unharmed. A perfect catch.
The crowd roars. People hug each other and cry. And Gronk, lost in exultation, performs his patented touchdown celebration.
He raises the baby high above his head, like a football, and Gronk-spikes it into the asphalt.
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