A teenager was cursed by a witch, and the curse was that he could only say 1 word a year, but he could accumulate words by not talking throughout the whole year. One day, he saw a very beautiful girl in the park, and it was love at first sight for him. He decided to wait 3 years to say "I love you" to the girl.
***3 years later***
He walked up to her, but felt "I love you" was not good enough. He thought to wait 2 more to say, "My dearest, I love you."
***2 years later***
After 2 years, the girl was in the park, well into her 20s, and the teenager, now also in his 20s, walked up to her. "Hey, I remember you from a few years ago, you haven't aged a bit." The woman said. The man started to sweat. He decided to wait 4 more years to say "My dearest, I love you. Will you marry me?".
***4 years later***
It was the final day, he was tired of waiting. He saw the woman again she was wearing the most beautiful hooded dress he had ever seen. He gathered all his courage and walked up to the woman. "My dearest, I love you. Will you marry me?". He said. The people around him at the park turned and gasped, waiting for the answer.
The woman lowered her hood, took out her earbuds. "What did you say, sir?"
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