She came over to his house after they went on a date one night. He shared a room and bunk bead with his seven year old little brother, who slept on the bottom bunk. He and his girlfriend were on the top bunk making out, and things got more and more heated between them. They both wanted to have sex, but were afraid becasue of his little brother who was right under them. The boyfriend then thought of a code. He told his grilfriend to yell "lettuce" if she wanted it harder and "tomato" if she wanted it softer. They were going at it for a while, when his girlfriend started yelling "lettuce, tomato, lettuce, tomato, LETTUCE!!" When they were about to finish, they heard his little brother turn over. The seven year old then yelled "Would you two stop making sandwiches up there?! I just got mayonaisse in my eye!"
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