The police call his father who immediately arrives at the police station where he is detained. As soon as he arrives, the police tell him,
Police: "Sir, your son was arrested for shoplifting in the area."
The father, visibly taken aback, clenches his fists. Sweating, and unable to contain himself, he breathes:
"Shop lifting?! I always knew you could bench, son!"
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.