(Original, although it is, as always, not impossible that someone else thought of it before me.)
There was one guy who worked at a supermarket. A fairly menial job, you might think, not much room to throw his weight around. But you would be wrong.
You see, this guy had a leadership role. Well, after a fashion. You see, this guy was in charge of all the point-of-service attendants.
However, he was not a nice man to be with. Frequently would he shout at his subordinates, threaten them, bully them, make subtle sexual advances at them, or generally intimidate them. He actively went out of his way to assert dominance in every way he could. His focus was himself and himself only, and he effectively mandated everyone's submittance to him. He was really a terrible piece of work.
They called him the "git checkout master" ????
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