A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.

The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a  bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped inches from a shop window. 

For  a second, everything was quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look  mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the living daylights out of  me!"

The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap  would scare you so much." 

The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my  first day as a cab driver -- I've been driving a funeral van for the  last 25 years."

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