A tall Mexican is riding his bike across the border when stopped by border patrol...

The officer stopped him asked him a few questions.

Officer: Are you smuggling anything into the country?

Tall Mexican: Ches.

The officer searched him and did not find any cheese. After a few more questions the tall Mexican was bussed back to Mexico.

The next week the same thing happened.

Officer: Are you smuggling anything into the country?

Tall Mexican: Ches.

Again the officer did not find any cheese, drugs, or anything else on him; so they let the tall Mexican go. Again, he was bussed back to Mexico.

For three years this happened every Tuesday. Finally the officer retired, and wanted to know how the tall Mexican was smuggling cheese across the border. He waited on the next Tuesday for the tall Mexican. When the tall Mexican arrived, he asked him:

Officer: Are you smuggling anything into the country? It's ok if you tell me; I'm retired and can't arrest you.

Tall Mexican: Ches. I've been smuggling bicycles for 3 years.