A solider out at war, missing his mother and his girlfriend, decided to take a couple of pictures of himself to send to them. For his mother, he dressed up real nice and took a picture of himself from the torso up. For his girlfriend, he decided to take a picture of his nether regions. The solider then took the photos to the post office to be sent out. Unfortunately the photos got switched while sending, and so the girlfriend and the mother received the opposite photos.
When the girlfriend received the photo of her sharply-dressed man, she responded with "Oh my, he looks so handsome!"
The mother, on the other hand, was old and fairly blind. Upon receiving the picture of her son, she became slightly upset. Taking a good look at the photo, she responded with "Oh, my poor soon! It looks like he hasn't shaved in months! And his tie looks a bit crooked too..."
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