So, it was the end of the day and things were starting to calm down for closing time when one of my co-workers starts chuckling with the manager about something. Curious, I asked what was so funny, and he proceeds to tell me a story about an employee from another branch that he use to work at before being transferred to ours.
He proceeds to tell me that after on tedious afternoon, this man decides to pick up a prostitute to "relieve" some pressure. Things went well, he picks *her* up and made it back to his house without any problems. But just as he undoes *her* pants, lo and behold, down drops a most glorious set of man-junk! Even so, he still went through with it, and decided he would brag about this to his co-workers the next day. (wut...)
My co-worker was dying of laughter at this point, and went to say how he couldn't do such a thing, let alone brag about it the next day. I told him I would of done the same thing, shocked, he asked "Why?!" My exact response "Well, shit man, if I went through the trouble of getting a prostitute to my house only to find out *she* had male bits, I would exclaim "Fuck it! Bend over and take it like a man!""
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