...the Rabbi called many citizens of all religions, but couldn't get that far. The Rabbi was nervous that the congregation would be screwed when he thought of Goldman, the local Jewish miser. He had distanced himself from the religion years ago, so an attempt at getting a donation from him might be futile. However, the Rabbi was determined to get help from him.
The Rabbi went to Goldman's house.
G: Why, hello, Rabbi! Haven't seen you in forever!
R: Same. To the point, I'm here to ask you about a possible donation to the cause of rebuilding our temple.
G: No thanks.
R: Really?
G: Yes. I have a three siblings, all of whom are in poverty, and my parents are in huge debt.
R: Oh. I'm very sorry. I shouldn't have come.
G: You shouldn't have. I don't help any of my family members, so why should I help you?
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