When a man with no arms walks in and demands a trial.
The Coach looked a little skeptical, but not wanting to discriminate, he agreed.
The no-armed man dived into the pool and began to kick his legs furiously, motoring down the length of the pool at a tremendous rate, and records the quickest time of the day.
The Coach is impressed, and makes no delay in adding the armless man to his team.
Coincidentally, the very next man has arms, but is missing his legs.
The Coach is nervous about letting such a physically challenged man into his trial, but reluctantly agreed.
The no-legged man drags himself into the pool and proceeds to spin his arms so fast, he looked a blur, completing the trial even faster than the armless man.
With a huge smile on his face, the Coach adds the legless man to the team, when he hears a voice behind him.
"Oy! Wot bout me mate?"
The Coach spins around, yet sees no-one, looking down, he is surprised to see a man who is just a head, staring back up at him.
"Carn Bruv!" Exclaimed the head, "Drop us in the pool, i'll blitz all these uvver wankers!"
After the previous two participants, the Coach is excited to see what what amazing time the head will be able to record.
He picks up the head, drops him in the pool, and the head promptly sinks to the bottom.
The Coach waits patiently, yet the head doesn't move.
A minute later...
The head hasn't moved, a small stream of bubbles float up to the surface.
After another minute, the Coach has become worried, grabs a pool scoop and retrieves the head to the edge of the pool.
Coughing and spluttering, the head recovers quickly.
"What happened?!!" asked the Coach, "Can't you swim?"
With a look of indignation, the head glared up at him and exclaimed,
"I pulled a muscle!"
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