The first man says "Well, I wake up and kiss my beautiful wife and thank Jesus for this lovely day. Then I go to church if I am in the mood. If I'm not in the mood, I watch gospel TV."
The interviewer says: "But I thought Christians had to go to church every Sunday."
"Well," replies the man, "My pastor never told me that."
The second man says: "I wake up and eat a delicious breakfast, but not before saying grace. I then go to work. After work, I go out to drink with my work buddies and eat my favorite food, shellfish."
"Wait," the interviewer interrupts. "I thought the bible banned shellfish and alcohol."
"Well, I drink wine at communion, so I think you are wrong." He replies.
The third Christian, a woman, goes last. "I wake up and go to work, where I teach little children how to be good Christians. After work, I go home and make dinner."
The interviewer says: "But the bible says women cannot teach!"
She replies, "Why, I would never! Jesus would never be so cruel to women!"
The interviewer then tells them about his daily routine.
"I wake up and kiss my handsome husband..." But before he can finish, the 3 interviewees interrupt.
"But... You can't do that! Jesus wouldn't approve!" They all say.
"Who are you to judge me? I thought only God could judge." The interviewer retorts. It's in the bible!
"Wait," the first one says. "There's more to the bible than "Gays are bad, praise Jesus, and a few songs that nobody cares about except those weird ones who dance in the aisle?"
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