He always orders a fruit cocktail, whether it be strawberry or banana.
Eventually, after drinking so many, he gets sick of them, and asks the bartender to surprise him with a new cocktail.
The bartender decides to create a drink out of nuts, and gives it to the surgeon.
The surgeon is amazed at how tasty it is, and asks the bartender, "This is delicious! What is it?"
The bartender replies,
"Hickory daiquiri, doc."
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