He is adopted so he's pretty sure it's something to do with his mysterious family. He asks his foster parents but they don't know. They have no link to his real family and are very upset with not being able to help him.
He goes to work and asks around but his team doesn't have any idea. He asks his manager but his manager doesn't even know him.
Getting more frustrated, he asks everyone he meets on the way home. Nothing.
He spends day after day asking everyone he can but after weeks of searching, he gives up.
A month goes by without him thinking about it.
Then another.
Eventually he forgets about it.
Then one day, at work, while rushing around, he jogs past a beautiful woman and out of the corner of his eye, he notices that she has the same tattoo! He cannot believe his eyes.
He stops dead in his tracks... and gets knocked by a train.
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