He asked the bartender: "C-Could I h-have a b-beer?"
The bartender answered: "S-Sure, in a m-minute"
As the man took a seat, another man asked the bartender: "I'll have a beer."
The bartender answered: "Sure, in a minute."
Irritated, the man went back to the bartender and said: "A-Are you s-screwing w-with me?"
The bartender: "N-No, that w-would be the o-other guy I s-screwed with."
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