He goes to sit at the bar and the bartender walks over.
The bartender says, "Hey we don't serve you're kind here you're gonna have to leave."
The string refuses to leave so this angers the bartender.
"Hey buddy you better leave now or I'm gonna get security."
"I'm not going anywhere." The string continues to stand his ground and he starts getting defensive and violent. Security comes over and the string starts shoving them. The security guards drag him out the back and start beating the string. The guards decide he's had enough and walk back inside leaving the string all dusty and torn in the back alley. After 30 minutes of sitting there in pain the string gets up, dusts himself off and walks back in the bar.
The bartender sees the string at the door.
"Hey we don't serve you're kind here. Wait a minute. Aren't you that same string from before?"
"I'm a frayed knot."
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